Fear and Loathing in Austin, Texas

Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This is the name of your genitals.

frictionlesssuperfeet:

irishmexi:

iseeellis:

mercurypdx:

newrider:

We’d never been formally introduced, but apparently my dick’s name is John Bacon.

“St Helena Secondary College”

“Van Buren (Fallout 3)”

 ”Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel”

I shit you not.

“1967 World Series,” which (according to the entry) was between the Cardinals and the Red Sox, AKA my genitals’ nickname indicates that I am perpetually on my period.

“Top Gear: Vietnam Special” I’m ok with this.

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   mouthsofdecadence.tumblr.com Cockayne (disambiguation)

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   PUNTA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3. killingannabellee reblogged this from maverynthia and added:

   has… killingannabellee: Um..Mines called ’The War Zone 3D’

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   Doorknock Dinners

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   Asshole (card game)

8. drrrrrr reblogged this from fleurdelanuit and added:

   House on the Embankment

9. elvirrey reblogged this from sageoflogic and added:

   1927 Cleveland Indians season

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12. thegeniuswaitress reblogged this from sageoflogic and added:

    Hanthana Mountain Range

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14. majere616 reblogged this from slutfaced-hoebag and added:

    Mississippi Sheiks

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19. muslimmprincess reblogged this from slutfaced-hoebag and added:

    My vagina’s name is Frank Smith

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21. vindikateor reblogged this from pleaseexcusethemess and added:

    Greenwood, Virginia. GREENWOOD, VIRGINIA. (AND YES, THIS IS AN ALL CAPS KIND OF NIGHT.)

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    The Dave Clark Five awwww yeeeeah.

24. tonystarkmakesyoufeel reblogged this from bobby-time and added:

    Richard Chambers

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27. preludes-and-prufrock reblogged this from theverbalemp and added:

    Mine’s Yvette Guilbert Yvette Guilbert (20 January 1865 in Paris – 3 February 1944 in Aix-en-Provence) was

28. bastamor reblogged this from thefrogman and added:

    my vagina is F.R.E.S.H yeah it is baby!!

29. pattylolo reblogged this from milktankk and added:

    mine is called Catholics United, ha

30. aamanderss reblogged this from marrymesnoopdogg and added:

    Kothaganesunipadu. Fuck! -___-

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32. marrymesnoopdogg reblogged this from dykling and added:

    the jaguar smile.. i dig it.

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34. and-a-side-of-awesomesauce reblogged this from dykling and added:

    Elżbieta Czartoryska Yeah, try pronouncing that

35. emphasize reblogged this from ftmark and added:

    Shinuyar Airport my genitals are named after an Armenian airport that’s been closed since 1991. But hey! It’ll be open...

36. leighannissexy reblogged this from godofpizza and added:

    of… Mine is Meryta Lucida. My junk is a plant.

37. thatcrazykidnextdoor reblogged this from ftmark and added:

    Blink-182 (I THINK I WIN. ;D)

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40. ivalbanana reblogged this from kayotics and added:

    ..Las Furias…really?!

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44. innerfangirlunleashed reblogged this from newrider and added:

    private parts are named after the 9x21mm Gyurza. Here’s a reference: All of my followers needed to know this.

45. jinkyerit reblogged this from candycoateddiamonds and added:

    Khmelnytsky Uprising HOW DO I PRONOUNCE THIS? FUCK.

46. ceasesilence reblogged this from numeroclaire and added:

    Blackburn Park Road F.C.

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    I am dying trying to suppress my laughter at work

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