Fear and Loathing in Austin, Texas

Recovering Alcoholic or SUTIN
This story is from Kissing Suzy Kolber Friend is in a bar in Chicago during the off-season. He goes to the bathroom and sees Jay Cutler, hat on backwards, taking a piss at the urinal. So the guy starts going to the bathroom and says, “Hey, I’m a huge fan, also went to Vanderbilt… ” Jay throws his head back, still pissing, eyes half-closed because he’s drunk, interrupts him with, “DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE.” So now I can’t stop yelling, “DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE.” I really hope this is true because Jay Cutler is awful. Also: Jay Cutler walking a tiny dog while giving the finger.

This story is from Kissing Suzy Kolber

Friend is in a bar in Chicago during the off-season. He goes to the bathroom and sees Jay Cutler, hat on backwards, taking a piss at the urinal. So the guy starts going to the bathroom and says, “Hey, I’m a huge fan, also went to Vanderbilt… ”

Jay throws his head back, still pissing, eyes half-closed because he’s drunk, interrupts him with, “DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE.”

So now I can’t stop yelling, “DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE.”

I really hope this is true because Jay Cutler is awful.

Also: Jay Cutler walking a tiny dog while giving the finger.

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