This story is from Kissing Suzy Kolber
Friend is in a bar in Chicago during the off-season. He goes to the bathroom and sees Jay Cutler, hat on backwards, taking a piss at the urinal. So the guy starts going to the bathroom and says, “Hey, I’m a huge fan, also went to Vanderbilt… ”
Jay throws his head back, still pissing, eyes half-closed because he’s drunk, interrupts him with, “DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE.”
So now I can’t stop yelling, “DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE.”
I really hope this is true because Jay Cutler is awful.
Also: Jay Cutler walking a tiny dog while giving the finger.