May 2012
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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The number of Red, White and Blue cars in this...
I get that it’s Memorial Day weekend and that NASCAR is one of, if not the, most American sports but 15 cars is too many. That’s over a third of the cars in the race.
May 28th
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The Avengers was good
but it wasn’t pants shittingly awesome like I was led to believe.
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Just another day
Craig Ferguson (beginning his show): The entire Lesbian Row is here.
Brother: But they look Indian.
Me: He said lesbian, not Lebanese.
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Note to self:
Buy Hawaiian shirt for Pearl Harbor Day.
May 21st
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So...
I try to do the whole 9th step thing, you know, make amends and apologize for any and all wrongs done with an old friend (who is the only person from my drinking days who talks to me anymore) and she tells me that I have nothing to apologize for because she doesn’t think I wronged her. Yay?
May 21st
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May 20th
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“and they don’t even have Mr Pibb; they foist Dr Pepper on you with a...”
– A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again, David Foster Wallace. I respectfully disagree. Dr Pepper is superior to Mr Pibb in every way.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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“The Mets are, shockingly, in a Pennant race.”
– Colin Cowherd on Sports Nation. Um, Colin, it’s May.
May 17th
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May 17th
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How is it that David Foster Wallace writes...
…in, what I can only describe as, a giant block of text, yet I am compelled to continue reading? Normally I would take a “giant block of text” book, put a bookmark in it, and place it back on a shelf never to be read again. Also: footnotes that take up entire pages? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Today was one of those days where it felt like Day...
Everything at work pissed me off today. Poor decisions made by management, coworkers who don’t do shit, too much to do, not enough time to do it and all I wanted was a Dogfish Head IPA and a shot of Crown Black. Sure, I’ve had “Hey, a beer would be nice” thoughts but I haven’t gotten to thinking about specific brands in a very long time. Fuck.
May 14th
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Q: Given the choice between Mad Men and Celebrity...
A: Celebrity Apprentice.  How the fuck am I related to these people?
May 14th
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I had the strangest dream last night.
In it Hank Schrader arrested me for something at a Florida Gator/Northwestern Wildcats football game in San Francisco. Then Lisbeth Salander helped me escape from Alcatraz. The A-Team and their van was also involved. What the hell?
May 13th
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I believe...
Craig Ferguson should host SNL.
May 13th
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May 12th
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Is gay marriage really the most pressing issue of...
It’s not the economy, debt to other nations, wars we’re involved in or our education system?
May 9th
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May 9th
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notean asked: eating oysters reminds me so much of eating pussy. yes, i've ate pussy before.
May 9th
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Today I learned...
that I like oysters.
May 9th
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May 7th
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Pete Campbell sucks as a person on every possible...
Also: This seasons is painfully lacking in Bert Cooper screen time.
May 7th
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What did The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo teach me?
That Swedish people love coffee and sandwiches.
May 6th
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I was expecting this book to be a little more rape-y.
May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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“I wear vests now. Vests are cool.”
– Craig, your Whovian is showing.
May 4th
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