Fear and Loathing in Austin, Texas

Recovering Alcoholic or SUTIN

All I want is a girl who will watch NASCAR races and Green Bay Packer games with me. I don’t think I’m asking too much.

They don’t know what an NES is. They make fun of the NES. They make me feel so old. 

I had such high hopes after the cold open only to have them dashed by this.

I had such high hopes after the cold open only to have them dashed by this.

Every year I get a new reason to hate Goodell. 

Texas got run all over by a white guy with a knee brace.

In other news: I hate everything and football is stupid.